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I wish I was funny, instead I'm fat, single and ready for a pringle.
Posted on 19th Oct at 5:58 PM, with 17,590 notes

toocooltobehipster:

when you hug your straight friend but he forgets to say no homo

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Posted on 16th Oct at 9:01 PM, with 45,246 notes

spooky-gloria-mott:

friend: “He cheated on me…. but I love him!!”

me:

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Posted on 15th Oct at 8:00 AM, with 11 notes
The Apprentice

ifonlyrach:

Sarah is not helping women by suggesting the only way we can do our jobs well is by wearing short skirts, loads of make up and heels. She is the embodiment of a giant step backwards.

Also, who the hell thinks that selling pieces of chopped lemons is a good business idea?

Agreed, though sad fact is some of it can be true. I was hoping the girls lost just so she was fired, sadly not.

Posted on 15th Oct at 3:10 AM, with 1 note

Is it just me or are straight people just bad at sex, like I hear constant complaints that men in general are bad at pleasing woman and vice versa from men. Though to be honest 6/8 of my sexual encounters have been bad so maybe everyones just subpar in the bedroom at my age. 

Posted on 13th Oct at 8:00 AM, with 328 notes
these-awkward-thoughts:

When your favorite show starts, and your brother has the remote

these-awkward-thoughts:

When your favorite show starts, and your brother has the remote

Posted on 8th Oct at 1:27 AM, with 176,274 notes

carribeanheaux:

dettolmami:

lilcochina:

theclearlydope:

Watch this flow. 

Omg PLS

I love this

this lil baby went hord

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